I can’t explain why but I absolutely hate the word “potty” and refuse to use it. Something about it is like digging splinters in underneath my fingernails, but in my soul. Luckily I don’t have kids, but when I’m around my nephews and one of them says they have to “go potty” I hate it, every time.

Is a bingle the same as a fender-bender?

They showed us 4 Rooms at summer camp when it had just come out on VHS. I was 13 but pretty sheltered and that movie was kind of nuts.

Castaway

Very nice job with the stitching!

Ugly bags of mostly water

I always go for Ĥ|Ψ> = E|Ψ>

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

I hate it. I don’t personally want any eye contact, so I don’t know how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it’s uncomfortable and I don’t want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It’s so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.

There’s a fifth, but

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

Man I feel lucky, there are a ton of lightning bugs in my yard

The spotty yeety boi is so pretty but it can go fuck itself

I never realized his waistband had elastic before.

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

“People don’t have pensions anymore?”

No, Mom, we don’t.

Wait so t-tex and steggy never hung out? :'(

They are kicking transwomen out of the military.