Swirlies are the worst.

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

Poor horseyboi

Diet coke tastes like straight up chemicals to me. Coke zero is way more palatable.

My favorite is cherry dr pepper zero though.

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

They don’t make mustaches like that anymore.

I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.

Awww greyhound snoot 😍

Gamer boys are TERRIBLE at self-care and hygiene.

I’m so curious about this. Why are they like that? I don’t understand how that happens, and what specifically about gaming makes it more prevalent.

It’ll be 25 years this week!

Gettin’ horny now

French and Spanish only at my first high school (NJ), and French, Spanish, and German at my second high school (PA so the inclusion of German makes sense).

You are golden

Ginger

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

I’m huge into makeup, and I watch a lot of beauty content on YouTube because I want to see how certain makeup looks and performs before I buy it. This AI bullshit defeats the purpose of demonstrating makeup.