Dragging myself out of my house to deal with this maddening existence called life, despite every fiber of my being telling me to stay home and avoid all you annoying flesh-bags that just do everything you can to irritate me.

That and I read daily.

Yeah I’m not worried about offending people who wear fur suits and jack off to cartoons.

Rural as in the nearest town with more than 30,000 people is 90 miles away.

Oh great, the “everyone lives in cities and I have no concept of rural living” people are here now too.

Edit: Awww, ya’ll are butthurt and downvoting me for pointing out not everyone has access to mass transportation or reliable shopping within three blocks of their house.