

Trying too hard to get a reaction by threatening to load Windows, the hardware hog? Way too low to even be believable.
First thing that comes to mind with a thrifted laptop is that you need to use an older distro compiled for 32bit cpu. But honestly, modern laptops are cheap and the overall experience regardless of OS is that very old hardware is going to look bad by comparison with anything on a store shelf so unless you are familiar with Linux already and committed to rehab old hardware (e.g. for standalone use) then it probably isn’t worth your time.
What if they reject 100% of applications? Seems perversely incentivised.