The first Red Scare was in 1919 and communism was a big enough idea in the US that the government was putting communists in prison

No, you’re thinking of Cesar Chavez. They’re talking about the guy who invented salad.

Get dressed in dirty clothes, take a shower, and then get inside the dryer wearing your freshly showered clothes. Now you can wear the same thing all the time.

Gotta watch out for “hidden societies” because it’s almost always a dog whistle for Jewish people