Ich bin in meinem Leben genau zwei mal ins Stadion gegangen: Das erste war das EM-Quali Spiel Deutschland - Bulgarien anno 1995, Berliner Olympiastadion. Rings um mich herum sangen die “Fans” die erste statt der dritten Strophe. Das zweite mal war 2010, Hertha gegen Nürnberg. Ein Freund überzeugte mich, doch mal wieder ins Olympiastadion zu gehen. Die Hertha-Fans stürmten nach dem Spiel das Spielfeld, jagten Ordner und randalierten. Nie wieder - Fussballfans sind das schlimmste.

I realized I am not trans but incredibly envious of hot women and their ability to have sex whenever they like. WHENEVER they like. That sometimes makes me dream of being a woman, having this privilege to act all decent but blow and fu** as often as I please.

But then I realize that as an ugly middle aged fuck, my biggest fantasy always was being sexually attractive (at least a little bit), so I keep searching the web for porn that fuels this fantasy, quietly weeping inside and pathetically wanking my way to my grave.

Who the f*** dares to downvote a word my brother invented when he was 7?

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