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  • glorkon@lemmy.worldtoEurope@feddit.orgDonald Trump issues Greenland deadline
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    4 days ago

    I propose a kind of peaceful ring exchange - Greenland to the US, Alaska to Canada, California to Denmark and Texas to Mexico. Yellowstone goes to the Vatican so they can prevent an eruption with prayers. The British kingdoms then go to Ireland, with the exception of Scotland, which goes to Bavaria because of cultural similarities.

    Have we forgotten anything? Oh yes. Russia goes to Ukraine. For reparations reasons alone.



  • glorkon@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlGermans is this true?
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    9 days ago

    As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I’m always punctual and I don’t know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

    Hope this helps.