It’s not nefarious! We just wanna send you the right ads when your hormones are in flux and you’re vulnerable!

Also we promise we definitely will hand over your menstrual data the second your GOP Governor requests it. /s

If we’re gonna be going full cyberpunk I’d better see a lot more fuckin neon over the next few years.

Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not “wanting it” enough.

I mean that’s roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what’s on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.