djsoren19

this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all

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yes of course, I’ll even supply the cat!

yup, looks like fortnite to me

I see this as an absolute win!

also just like, most people don’t get a twinkish figure by sitting around and doing nothing.

typically takes a lot of time in the gym to get slender and thin. not many ways to get a tight tummy that looks cute in a crop that doesn’t also work your ab muscles.

also perfect

she’s perfect 😍

Thing is, while it’s old enough that I remember it existing during my childhood, I don’t remember it being very popular or having nearly the same features as it does now.

I’m not well-versed enough to know what the update was, but there must have been one big update that really pushed it into the zeitgeist sometime between when I was in high school and when I finished university.

Meanwhile, Minecraft is like virtual Legos. It’s gonna be popular with kids for like all time.

that’s the fun part, we’re so starved for attention that any compliment will do!

you ever been so bottom-brained that you don’t even care that it’s not fun?

wingjob

okay but could I maybe stumble behind and feel the whip >.<

I have a countertop unit, it works very well! Requires a modern faucet to hook up though, which in my experience most affordable apartments in the U.S. don’t have, so you have to install a new faucet.

Yup, and every time I have to deal with Windows bullshit at work, I get a little bit happier that I don’t have to deal with it when I go home.

My cats looove hitting my power button. It got so bad that I started setting a box on top of my computer just to block the power button, but they frequently still try to push the box away so they can turn off the computer.

I personally feel like it’s the perfect pairing, but I am heavily biased.

This may shock you, but women are into femboys.

Everyone in my office hates it, including my director who occasionally ends up going on a rant because Microsoft and Adobe often end up pushing their AI to us when we don’t want it.

Sometimes I’m very thankful I work for a nonprofit. They’re still p shitty to us employees, but our focus is first and foremost on doing the job right, something AI has no chance at.

I dunno if it really counts, because these days I play Diablo 2 Resurrected instead of the real OG, but god I still love Diablo 2. I was playing a Druid Maul build a little bit just last weekend in anticipation of Path of Exile 2 adding animal transformations. It’s just one of those classic Blizzard titles I go back to at least once every year, alongside Warcraft 3 and Starcraft. They’re like the triumvirate of my childhood nostalgia.

Wish the company wasn’t so awful.