Everyone knows it was hot grits, and she poured them down your pants.

Just /. things.

I’m pretty sure that as a Canadian you’re suppose to apologize for that now.

“We’re just fixin to go down the road a piece.”

My oldest son thought Roadapiece was a place and eventually complained that I always said we were going to Roadapiece and never actually went there. Wife and I still laugh about it over a decade later.

In muh Coke Cooler, duh.

“Why are these poors talking to me?” /wipes nose with Aloe infused Kleenex - Saint_Bandit, probably.

Florida here, I say Coke for standard cola style soda and will use it to reference soda in a general manner if discussing with someone obviously from the South. I use soda as well.

My wife grew up with pop and Pepsi as her regional standards. I make sure to reinforce soda and Coke as the correct standards since I’m not insane. ;)