Cause mommy and daddy say how great he is

Born on third base and thought he hit the home run look and feel.

I guess I’m a warlock now. I do like the version that became the Grateful Dead, another 30 years as a warlock and I to may become a grateful Dead

Pretty sure one of them ain’t a virgin. Could be wrong but id bet a beer on it

It’s like ai write wrote this comic

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance

That escalated quickly

But it’s a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type