Hotter take: pronounce it KILL-o-meters and not kill-AH-meters.

I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

If you’re not cumming laude you’re not doing college right.

Presidential pardons in the US only apply to federal crimes, not state crimes. In your situation the assassin could theoretically be pardoned of treason, sedition, hate crime, or whatever applied federally. But murder is a felony in all 50 states and DC, so the president would not be able to pardon that.

I get new videos and new creators that are aligned with my interests all the time.

And a portion of your money goes to the creators you watch, and you get YouTube music included. I always say if you’re gonna pay for one service, the one that makes the most sense is YouTube.

I’m not surprised. YouTube has a constant stream of new material, curated to each user’s exact interests. And more back catalogue than you could watch in a thousand lifetimes. It’s definitely the service I use the most.

Literally one of the best selling books of all time is about this and is less than 300 pages.

That’s why you gotta write your outline first!

I know the article mentions these, but it’s time to bring back oral exams and handwritten-in-class essays

American cheese is cheese as much as sausage is meat.

I truly believe a mixed economy is the answer.

Leftists with guns: this is fine

No problem, I like supporting all the neat content creators I follow while others are happy to rip them off because they feel entitled to free content.

And don’t give me the “support them on patreon” line because a) I already do and b) ain’t no way the majority of you who pirate YouTube are donating money to everyone you follow.

I just pay for premium. Worth every penny with the amount of YouTube we watch.

Why did you think it was a terrible idea?

Do you expect companies to never lay anyone off?

-Homemade garlic cayenne hot sauce.

-Frank’s Red Hot. I put that shit on everything.

-Cholula for Mexican food.

If we’re willing to give Lincoln a pass for being a product of his time, doesn’t the average person living in the south also deserve it?

Probably. I’ve heard arguments about whether to judge people according to modern standards or the standards of their time, and I think it’s important to do both. History is complicated, human beings even more so. I think we should all work a little more towards understanding people without condoning or condemning.

Not a movie, but a TV Show. The Cape.

A former detective is forced into hiding where he is trained in stage magic, sleight of hand, circuscraft, and illusions. He uses them to fight crime.

I thought it was a really interesting concept, a more down-to-earth superhero like Batman, and stuff like this can plausibly happen in real life.

Unfortunately the show was so bad it was canceled mid season and the finale was only streamed on NBC’s website.