I’ll just leave this here

DEI-posting increases

And people mocked me for my human-tyrannosaur slashfic on ao3. Well, who’s laughing now?

Naja, die Streamingdienste sind alle irgendwie schrottig geworden auch vor die zweite Amtszeit. Ich schaue schon längst fast gar nichts mehr auf Prime. Es gibt immer mehr Werbung, fast nur Scheiße und Filme die wie gut Filme klingen (vom Titel her) aber billig Nachahmer sind. Und glaubt irgendjemand, dass dieser Komiker und Melania-Doku echt viel Zuschauern bringen werden? Die Dienste dürfen sich gern als “Kuratoren” verstehen, aber das ist nur lächerlich.

Bro, this is not going back to any kind of normalcy

“Ani are you okay?” -asked Obi-Wan

You know how a bunch of villains are Dr. So-and-So? I bet it’s dealing with morons talking about your area of expertise that leads to one’s villain era.

Um… he helped developed the V rockets program, and only left after the war. So the nazis didn’t really lose him…

If your business model is predicated on breaking the law then you don’t deserve to exist.

All of Wall Street sweating nervously

I mean, I’d say there’s a qualitative difference between industrial products and a novel, for example.

*3-5 business years

Maybe I’m mixing them up?

until you irreparably damage your liver and/or kidneys

Hold on, I’m a pervert but I’m not that perverted.

Galaxy brain take: Let the hurricane winds rub you off

I mean… tentacles are also an option.

Thank you for your service

If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take a gun and shoot me.

This is what you get when you ban Spanish