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You will be shocked to learn that you can upgrade, for free, to Windows 12. It’s called Linux.

Got it, no string, what about Tinsel?

No, we’re filming a porn movie, ran out of viagara and are going to fake as much as we can.

A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don’t ask…

Welcome

AI is creeping on Kernel Sanders???

It’s now HBO Max Messenger+.

Exactly. This is America. 40% and install AI if it’s 2025 or later.

Importance, or lack of work contribution? Smaller screen = works less.

Forget blackjack, we’re just gonna let the Hookers run this one. They will always do a better job than those fascists.

I’m pretty sure this one was playing heavy metal.

And then $24.99/mo and no commercial free option ever. Plus they send you spam advertising and sell all your personal data. Cha-ching!

Yes, the Tracey Special Edition, with glitter included.

Debian is releasing a Trixie Mattel edition? Is it all pink? How fun!

I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.

It’s not a real country.

My toaster refuses to work unless I ‘subscribe’. How dare you capitalism!

Weird, because all I see is hunter*

Airlines are the biggest scammers. We need a real government that sets price & service caps.

A pdf to clear it up, and confuse you more… maybe. https://wpcdn.web.wsu.edu/wp-extension/uploads/sites/2073/2020/04/Is-it-a-Fruit-or-a-Vegetable.pdf