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Are you all aware that a burnt french fry, who has gone rogue, was hired to run the HHS?

With the Sweet Dreams OS.

You are no longer playing a game if AI is watching over you and telling you what to do. Backseat driver much??? Maybe just let AI play the game and go do something more fun.

You will be shocked to learn that you can upgrade, for free, to Windows 12. It’s called Linux.

Got it, no string, what about Tinsel?

No, we’re filming a porn movie, ran out of viagara and are going to fake as much as we can.

A 5 gallon pail of mayonnaise. Don’t ask…

Welcome

AI is creeping on Kernel Sanders???

It’s now HBO Max Messenger+.

Exactly. This is America. 40% and install AI if it’s 2025 or later.

Importance, or lack of work contribution? Smaller screen = works less.

Forget blackjack, we’re just gonna let the Hookers run this one. They will always do a better job than those fascists.

I’m pretty sure this one was playing heavy metal.

And then $24.99/mo and no commercial free option ever. Plus they send you spam advertising and sell all your personal data. Cha-ching!

Yes, the Tracey Special Edition, with glitter included.

Debian is releasing a Trixie Mattel edition? Is it all pink? How fun!

I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.

It’s not a real country.

My toaster refuses to work unless I ‘subscribe’. How dare you capitalism!