What if we shorted D+ and D-?

Haha just kidding. Unless?

Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.

Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…

If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

D… Did you do it?

I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference

Sorry, Kat. I’m sure you’re a legit snack, but idk if they eat insiders here. You might have to join the Gender Force in other ways.

(<3 btw, just in case my joke didn’t land)

I’ll gladly offer myself as a snack.

(it’s not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)

(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn’t said that)

(LOOK IT’S NOT A V----

GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLE… Coffee?

Hi, it’s me. Your friend.

No one should ever be put in a place where they fantasize about using poison. I’m sorry that you’ve reached that point.

Yeah. It’s suffering. There have been many studies which show that pets undergo extreme stress when humans decide to set off fireworks.

I’m sorry that you think it’s a “little yapping dickhead”, but it’s still a living being with feelings. I don’t think it deserves trauma just because it barks a little too much.

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