Hammond definitely works better as an unrepentant asshole in the book.

I always wondered how career Navy officers felt about him basically bashing Davy, who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Comes across as a judgmental asshole through much of the song.

Went to McDs for the “convenience” of an egg sandwich the other day. Was told to pull into spot #1 to wait. TWENTY MINUTES LATER they brought the food and couldn’t muster anything resembling an apology. So I guess I’ll be making my own fucking egg sandwiches from now on.