While there’s definitely a distance at which you could teleport a durian at which it would form a cute micro-comet, it would be practically invisible. Comets are huge things, 100s of meters to kilometers across. The only way you’d be able to appreciate the durian micro-comet would be if you were right next to it. Conveniently, you’d also be able to appreciate the “you” micro-comet you’d form.

Oh god I was afraid it was an actual Wikipedia article

https://fanlore.org/wiki/For_Guidance,_Please_See_the_Corporate_Interpersonal_Relationship_Policy