ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.eetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: policeEnglish
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1 year agoShe should have soaked in a tub of it. If you are dissolved, you can’t be charged.
Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?
A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.