I used to, when I was young and stupid. Now I never miss.
I used to, when I was young and stupid. Now I never miss.
Coffee, black with too much sugar.
To me, tea always seemed like it was just hot water that’s unsuccessfully trying to taste like sticks and flowers.
I don’t play, but everyone I know who does, learned Smoke on the Water first.
Today’s Motorola Solutions is the legal successor to the Motorola that invented the
cell phone.Motorized Victrola.
Kids today… Think EVERYTHING starts with their cell phones.
The Air Force pilots would drop them in battle during the American Revolution!
Ooh! Another genre mix-up fan!
Bluegrass, lo-fi, and orchestral covers of popular music are 90% of my Spotify history at work.
Now you’re getting it!
Johnny Cash’s Hurt is overrated.
Johnny Cash is great, and deserves his legacy, but that cover is mediocre.
I might need to rethink the parrot squash bisque I was planning this weekend.
Oh shit, my bad.
I thought this was the thread about raccoons.
My original comment probably seems less insane now. I wouldn’t need to pet the bear, my grandpa had a rug, I know what they feel like. Not snuggly at all.
Not gonna lie, I’d try if he’d let me get close enough, yeah, probably rabid, but maybe not.
I read this in Linda Belcher’s voice.
Maybe it’s just unfortunate connotation with the phrasing but “these marriages were taken for granted” sounds like the author is saying that people didn’t appreciate that they could do that back then.
In first or second grade, so, about 6-7 years old in the late 80s, we all knew a song called “On top of ol Smokey.” Which was an actual song, but I think most people heard it as on top of spaghetti.
The “fun” lyrics were:
On top of ol Smokey,
All covered in blood,
I shot my poor teacher
With a .44 slug.
I went to her funeral,
I went to her grave,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw hand grenades.
Get horny -> start jerking -> spooge -> clean up -> get horny…