It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?

Edit: here’s something even better. A dik dik pic.

Yeah, it is. I’m just working with what I have.

I’m scared. I think I’ll generate some backend spec to calm down.

As a software dude I can see you wrote a regex, I just can’t find out what you’re trying to match.

Not pimp, chimp! You’re doing it all wrong…

The stones themselves weren’t evil. They were controlled by evil and corrupted by its presence.

I wrote tests today and found an error in my code. What is that? Development driven test driven development?

I’d be OK with the option to switch easily. Or maybe dual boot.

I migrated an Ant project to Gradle last week, and oh boy, was that painful. I used AI to do a lot of the boilerplate, but then I had to polish out all the errors it made. And it made a lot. But still, writing all those build files would have been horrible without AI.

I had the S3 and it was barely usable after some years. Threw… What was lineage before the switch? Cyanogen? … on it and it ran like never before. Samsung software is dogshit.

I used to utilize Arduinos, but since I tried an ESP32 I never looked back. Those fit my needs much better and come with all the connections I want. Especially in combination with home assistant.

Hey doc, you must confuse your emotions with me punching you.

“Hi kids! I’m so stoned, I can barely climb 😵‍💫”

I’m relatively new in my company and I’ve been hired to structurize and modernize the development. Project #1 I’m on, I’ve introduced bleeding edge things like pipelines with building, testing, etc., I’ve introduced renovate bot to keep us up to date, and I’ll introduce linting next.

They will probably kill me, but no way I’ll let them have > 2000 lines of code in one file.

I should re watch Shawshank Redemption

I’ve just watched the video five minutes before seeing this image.

I should create an AI start up and torrent all the content.

If Trump ignores court orders, they should go after his cronies. No way the CEO of that airline didn’t know about that order.

Sometimes you spend hours looking for an error you just can’t find only to realize you’re looking at the wrong file. Or the right file on the wrong server.

I’m not Chris, but this is how I backend.