Hey Siri, insert the Donald Glover “GOOD.” meme.

Old man trump

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jANuVKeYezs

Woodie fucking Guthrie wrote a song about that piece of shit.

The shit Apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree, randy.

Hahaaa the first thing you checked too? But didn’t realize it was that until way later? That’s me!

Some kids are huge assholes lol

The mystery is how anyone could be confused about any of this.

It’s the most successful criminal enterprise in modern times.

They have spread like cancer into every aspect of government and are corrupting American daily life.

The only remedy available is

Courts they corrupted this

Voters box and this

Opposition party resistance this corrupted itself mostly but there are enemies within as well

It seems the only options left are “illegal”

It’s cool tho. They’ll kill you and rape your daughter and force her to have their baby

Because that’s their plan.

The details of the changes are not important. What is jmportant is they rewrite history. To no end other than to let you know: they do whatever they want and you can’t do shit about it.

Luigi intensifies

Holy shit that’s me?!

Punk rockers are the resistance that’s been standing by at the ready the whole time.

Punk rock attitude, DIY mentality, and general nonconformity are the tools we’ll need to stand up to fascism. They’re also the classic attributes of the “American individual” (not sure why this is no longer in vogue)

Some punk rockers seem like “normies” until they’re radicalizing everyone at your dinner party, reciting lyrics from propagandhi songs as conversation starters.

Love jello love bad religion love a million shitty bands that only produce one or two songs or records too.

It’s the ocean of punk rock I love to swim in.

Knowing there’s millions of folks who think like me all over the world helps keep me sane.

Finding random songs I like by random bands with very few plays is my drug of choice

But punk rock is a phase I’m sure I’ll grow out of it by the time I reach my 20s … 30s… 40s… 50s?

I’ll probably die in a nofx shirt.

tangentially related.

Bingo. Not in the industry. I get what you’re saying and yeah I picked up gigs while slinging guitars and amps but it is not a job in “the business”. And working there they will try to keep you from getting one that would mean you depart them.

Since music biz jobs are often on the road.

Yeah the difference is

MI sales is not “the music industry”

Yet guitar center pretends it is.

Pays their employees minimum wage

Harvests their love for music and their skill to sell overpriced low quality gear

A culture of lying and swindling basically.

A horrible little microcosm of late stage capitalism all driven by their minimum wage employees believing the lie that they are “working in the music industry”

A lot of real big companies run scams on their employees. Take Herbalife for example. Or amway. Or guitar center

That’s not a job that’s a scam

This is some perverse shit

I bet it’s fucking awesome.

Some idiot says “this is how things work” (and explains things in a way that aren’t true at all)

And then I’d be like “yeah that’s good enough for me.”

And I’d watch sports and not be worrying all the time.

As it is, I unfortunately see through most bullshit and realize im surrounded by people who don’t.

I am the scientist at the beginning of every disaster movie. Ignored until it is too late. Then blamed.

Because “djdbdbdj fjdjdnd dhhsbdhdjdnd” makes even less sense than reductively explaining that a king or queen is a fascist by definition. They can remove your head if they dislike your opinions.

Monarchism is fascism.

One person making all the decisions is fascism.

Gross. Now I’m thinking about his diapers.

Moist AND restricted.

Dudes got shit in his pants.

The domestic terrorist is in the White House.

They all have nice shaped heads.