Question heds by definition have “no” as an answer. If you’ve done the reporting to answer the question, the copyed ain’t writing a fucking question hed. We’re going to be declarative. And when there are enough holes in a story, putting it on the spike is rather easy.

Rule of thumb for reading “X may have Y” heds: mentally finish it with “then again, it might not.”

This is just a question hed in disguise.

Rock Celebrates 2 Billion Years Of Not Being Subducted

Inanimate objects don’t celebrate much.

Original source, please. Archive.is doesn’t work on a VPN.

No.

At least it’s a power of two.

On my birthday? Skylab was seeing the Earth from a closer distance than standard.

It is very weird to me to have hit the point in life where I just talk like a competent, middle-aged journalist. There was such a gulf to start, and it was still the Gulf of Mexico.

As someone born while Skylab was in space, I do not like that opening “5” on the time element.