Thanks, I’ve been working on losing weight.

Not really.

Are you calling me a skinny liar?

I can’t see under the water, because I’m in my bed

Thank you sir

That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.

Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone’s phones have started auto-capitalizing “internet”? I often wonder why that is.

No, I was lying. I don’t treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.

I’m actually the one who took this “photo” (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it’s actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I’m at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford em

Potatoes are now called potatoes

Derek

No, because I agree.

Yeah, but also

Reply to this image so that OP has to look at their Lemmy for no reason

Hey no problem :-)

Everybody that makes these American Gothic parodies misses the point of the original piece. The subject wasn’t the people, it was the window behind them. It was speaking to the fact that gothic architecture had become so widespread that it made its way into rural America.

Ok, I’m done. Sorry for being one of those people.

And also a link to all of your Amazon data:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/privacy-central/data-requests/preview.html

Hey I appreciate it :-)

On the bottom of it actually

Just to fuck with people I’d put one on the blinkers