Clegs can go extinct and no one will cry about it. Fuck clegs. I will take mosquitos and wasps any day over clegs.

Not only are they the insect version of a bad day they were also adorned the worst color scheme in nature: gray and poop brown. They have nothing going for them. Delete.

To me Wilson will always be a bloody handprint on a ball, slowly drifting away from a weeping Tom Hanks. Any bad Wilson out there is neutralized by ball boy’s goodness.

The weirdest part is that they are all concieved through IVF and all of them are biologically male, so it isn’t even a sex thing for him.

Dude is so fucking weird. Like alien levels of weird. The more you look into his past the weirder it gets.

I love that clip so much. It will never not be funny af to me.

It’s a good thing I wasn’t talking to you, then :)

Hate to be that asshole, but antisocial = psychopath. Asocial = not into hanging out with people. There is a difference and unless I’m misinterpreting your comment, I don’t think you belong in the former category.

I’m glad I don’t live in North Korea because I wouldn’t want to traumatize their poor government with pics of my face and body in the morning. There are limits to cruelty.

Twitter. Have hated it since it launched and stayed the fuck away from using it until I had a teacher who demanded I make a Twitter profile for a specific workshop. I still regret all these years later that I caved and did as she said. I should have just kept telling her no. Other than that, I have stayed away from that platform and when Felon Muskrat bought it I had no opinions on it because at the time I just saw him as a goofy edge lord and why wouldn’t he want to buy the goofiest platform on the internet?

But well, at least he has made most of the rest of the world realize how terrible Twitter is as a social media platform. It always was and it always will be. Fuck that place. I genuinely hope he runs it into the ground completely and that it dies.

Too bad new alternatives have sprung up in the meantime.

I still think it is utterly embarrassing that politicians around the world use these types of crappy as fuck platforms to communicate with the public. I cannot take any of them seriously. It is pathetic and embarrassing.

I assumed they did. Maybe not all, to be fair, but I am pretty sure they have produced audio recordings of books in the past(?)

Maybe I’m just tripping, I dunno.

Dude, I know how you feel xD back in 2009 I bought an audio recording of the first Twilight book because I was curious about ehat the fuss was about. It was in Danish, as I am Danish, and the narrator, bless her, had a very Danish way of pronouncing the word “flirting”. In Danish we don’t have a modern word for flirting so we just use the English one with English pronunciation, but this lady, who already sounded like she was in her 60s, just went full Dane on that word and it completely took me out of the story and had me yell at my ghettoblaster “FLIRTING” everytime she pronounced her mutilated version of that word. I don’t even know how to write a phonetic version of what the fuck she said, but I’ll try.

Fleert-eh

Fuck me, it’s been almost 16 years and just spelling it out made my skin crawl.

I also hated that book, but that wasn’t really the narrator’s fault. Had to pause the fuck out of it several times and rage clean my apartment. Nobody had told me about how it romanticized abusive relationships and I had JUST gotten out of one of those so to say I was triggered was an understatement. The mispronounciations of flirting were just the garnish on top, lol.

Sure, but it is still lame for a company like Audible to expect people to pay for their service and then they decide to cut costs by switching to AI voices. They can afford to hire actors to read their books. They have no excuse to go do that.

Meanwhile what you’re talking about if books and stories that may not get to be picked to be narrated and well, I can see where ai voices could be a benefit in those cases. Especially for people with dyslexia.

I just disagree with a company that sells itself on narrated books and then they go and have robots read their shit? Why should anyone pay for that? Because I’m sure their prices wouldn’t go down either.

And when all is said and done, personally, I just prefer that a human being is reading to me. Especially if it is fiction.

I prefer listening to real people. No matter how good AI voices become, I still like knowing that the one reading the book to me understands what they are saying.

My stupid brain read you comment in the “when will you wear wigs” voice. Urgh. I need to go to bed.

I think you are entirely missing the point of the fable.

Yeah, I switched to Salling. I also just like Salling in general because they make discount versions of almost everything. It’s cheaper and the quality of the product is often either as good or better than the brand products. When it comes to detergent I like Salling better because it has a relatively neutral smell and my skin doesn’t itch when I wear my clothes after washing.

It’s in the area, yes, but tbf, I have seen Sunset and Burger King next to one another in at least one other city in Denmark so maybe it’s just something they do? I dunno. Bilka and McD - in the city where we were waiting for our order - are a few km away, so not right next to it, but nearby. Relatively. Roll n Eat is not something I’m acquainted with, though. Doesn’t mean it isn’t there, I just don’t know about it.

Us boycotting products in stores is more of a consumer protest done to signal our distaste towards our former allies. I don’t think any of us are kidding ourselves into thinking that boycotting Burger King or M&M’s is gonna make a change in the American economy. But it is a visible protest done to showcase how we feel and that is why we do it.

Where the individual can affect America is to delete themselves from American platforms and stop using American tech all together.

On a nation level, our leaders have to (and are in the process of) look into replacing American military equipment and American tech. Many of our systems are entirely based on Microsoft today and we must find alternatives and we must reject all American tech moving forward.

But that shit takes a very long time and it is very expensive and complicated.

It is similar to when Russia invaded Ukraine. Back then, there was also talk about boycotting Russian products in stores, but we all knew, that it was the gas we needed to boycot and that was and still is a long, slow and expensive process.

Russia and America feel confident in their current behavior because so many of us have become so dependent on their gas/tech that all Russia has to do to hurt us is turn off the gas and all America has to do is to shut down Microsoft and turn off our military gear with a press of a button.

When we have freed ourselves of both of them and have found ways to sustain ourselves, we will stand on more equal footing with them.

We made the big mistake of thinking that America and Russia had learned the same lesson from WW2 that we did. They didn’t. Of course they didn’t. It wasn’t them who had bombs and guns raining down their backyards. It wasn’t them who felt the loss of life up close, witnessed atrocities or had to carry the guilt of them for decades afterward.

WW2 to them is like a computer game. A fun little anecdote where they declare themselves the badasses - especially the Americans. They have absolutely no idea what WW2 was. It was just an action film to them there they get to cast themselves as heroes.

It’s one of the reasons why I always preferred German and Eastern European War movies. They have always kept that shit real.

Boyfriend asked me to buy detergent yesterday. Ariel specifically, and I looked up the company owning Ariel to make sure they weren’t American, but they were, so I went with the local discount brand instead.

There are very few exceptions I have made where I still use American products, but for the most part, I avoid murican.

We had a comical example of the boycot over the weekend. In my city Burger King is right next to Sunset, which is a Danish owned fast-food restaurant. We were going on a longer trip and needed some fast and easy food along the way. We arrive. Not a single car in burger king’s drive in. A caravan in Sunset’s drive in. We were - no joke - stuck in that line for 40ish minutes. Not a single car gave in and switched to burger King. We all just waited patiently for our orders to come through.

Before new years it would have been opposite. There were always cars waiting outside of burger King while sunset was largely ignored. It’s not that their food is bad. Actually, I have been pleasantly surprised after trying some of the items on their menu, but they were just seen as not a real fast-food brand before. McD and Burger King were the ones people trusted because they were the real deal.

But not anymore.

I mean, I am left handed and I listen to demonic Witch House music often and I’m a godless heathen so maybe they were on to something there.

I can highly recommend my boy Skaen. He deserves so much more attention and appreciation for his music.

I mean, for normal people, we get the implication of his comment and what he means with it.

We don’t need it spelled out for us as to not confuse it with legalization of murder.

I don’t understand how your mind could even go there.