Maybe so, but if I didn’t know that, millions of other people won’t know that either

You’re a psychologist, so perhaps put yourself on Fiverr offering discount therapy?

I think if you’re looking for jobs at Wal-Mart, remove your degree from your resume. It’s a signal you can leave if and when something better comes up.

“No politics” knocks out probably my top 50 declarations. Not sure if this crosses that line, but I’d like to put something out there about the importance of community, and the benefits of getting to know your neighbours.

Just simple things like… not everyone in your street needs to buy their own lawnmower or power-drill. You can club together and buy one. Less waste, cheaper for everyone, you can take turns as and when.

Trump is a cult leader; it doesn’t really matter whether what he says makes any logical sense or not. It only matters that his brainwashed followers like, believe, and/or get behind whatever ridiculous thing he’s planning to do next

Bottle opener, corkscrew and lighter too. I guess I’m going for the hedonist upgrade.

Send him the latest Elephant Graveyard video. That should adjust his perspectives on Rogan at least

Very much the “positive traits of conservatives” you’ve listed there. Always annoying to realise there ARE some

Porque non le dos?

It WAS a shame how he carried on, and anyone who says otherwise is the sort of miseducated idiot who thinks his first name was Grigori, instead of Ra-Ra

I wanted a Harley when I was 16, and yeah… other than the perk of occasionally being able to avoid traffic, cars are so much better and safer.

Blocked 'em. Thanks

I’d be tempted to go all patriot on them:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Shout “those against freedom and the pursuit happiness, are enemies of america!”

I think you should first define for yourself what a Loser is, and then see if your dad meets that criteria.

I’d call and write to every newspaper and law enforcement agency and report the perpetrators of 9/11 a couple of days before it happened. I’d also place a decent bet on it happening anyway

Yes, but is it secure? Is there something malicious in the code? That’s what we’re worried about

Can I still have Stool, Sofa and Beanbag?

Maybe I’ve just had bad luck. I had an issue where my second monitor wasn’t being detected at all in Linux, but was fine in Windows. There was a fix, fortunately someone in a forum had the same issue, but it was a command line fix. And IIRC it wasn’t permanent either - I think I had to retype it on reboot.

I also have a 3 button mouse with the middle button set to double click in Windows. There was no linux driver for it. I’m sure its possible to get it working, but quite how, I’ve no idea.

Basically I’ve installed various flavours of Linux maybe 5 times, and each time had to abort and go back to windows after a day or two because I couldn’t find how to fix a particular issue.

For me, I’ve been using Windows for so long that when I want to change something, there’ll be a UI for it somewhere. In Linux, you have to learn a bunch of text commands and modifiers. And if you don’t already know what they are, you don’t know what to search for to find them.

One of these days I’ll learn out of necessity. Until then, Windows it just too convenient

As much as I dislike what Facebook has become, the reason I left was because virtually nobody I knew was posting anymore. WhatsApp took over as the default amongst family and friends, so I basically just use that now.

Relieving things though… the only thing I can think of is helping get someone fired from my work. Socially they were fine, fun even, but in the office when it came to working with them, they were patronising, haughty and a bit sinister. Always a chore, never a pleasure to do work for them.

The day they left, my own days all felt 20% better than they had been before

I’m assuming that’s work like mosquito repellant for vampires