Hey I’m actually growing a black sapote!

Here’s a blurry pic of the fruit forming

Watching the two on the left go from hardnosed atheist commandos to saying “Praise Sol” with conviction, what a wild fucking trip of a show.

Every time

If “ish bin ein Berliner” translates as “I am a jelly donut” (favorite anecdote of mein lehrer)

Then does “ich bin ein amerikaner” translate as “I am a loaf of sliced bread”?

Edit: thanks fam 🤙

Amerikaner is a cookie but not a chocolate chip cookie, never ever would have guessed 🤣

Delivering this feature goes against everything I know to be right and true and I will sooner lay you into this barren earth than entertain your folly for a moment longer!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ

Kampfradler. I read War-Roader -> Roadwarrior but Google translate says Combat Cyclists… So… Battlerider? Sweet👌

Is it that battleriders are taking the streets away from drivers? and that since only drivers carry the taxburden then battleriders don’t deserve their own rideways?

They are a boomer because their “cure” (give them no roads!) just feeds the “disease” (they took muh roads!)?

This looked way way easier to decode when I first scrolled past it 😂

the traffic light coalition

a road in dustbowl conditions, the whole east has that problem

lots of German flags and judging by the colour an AfD one

Damn, thanks for bringing the context! Never heard of a traffic light coalition before, TIL

Thanks for clarifying! I went and looked up umweltshutz and I tell you hwat “worlds protection” is a fuck of a lot cooler than “environmentalism”

How did I do?

Four years later in mecklenburg-vorpommern

Panel 1. spring: travelers must go

Panel 2. summer: where travelers?

Panel 3. fall: knifemen must go

panel 4. where knifemen?

Is it a joke about immigration critics? That they fucked around and now they’re finding out?

Sage advice. In the meeting I will assume positive intent, like he’s protecting me from mummy’s curse.

Ya I will figure it out, it’s just another clown lording over an imaginary fief.

Can’t wait for code review lol.

Thanks! I always enjoy trying to decode German memes with what I recall from school and some guessing.

This is the first one I thought I actually understood haha.

How did I do?

Fresh mountainbarn milk

Chug the carton

Not barn drink

Yeah really fun premise slathered in boring characters.

If I recall it devolved into some CW-flavor bullshit revolving around the girl, who is her real father, why is she special. Blah blah blah.

That’s Zalbag on the right, but Dycedarg has a beard, and a frumpy robe too I think.

This is very cool.

Makes me think about how “ject” lives on in so many words.