Wurde nach der Einführung des 10€ Tickets von Furries besetzt, ist jetzt schwul und hat 100%ige Gigabit-Abdeckung.
Ask me about kumquats.
Wurde nach der Einführung des 10€ Tickets von Furries besetzt, ist jetzt schwul und hat 100%ige Gigabit-Abdeckung.
Berliner Inseln > Sylt
Even worse; the Greens get blamed for shit the FDP does, because people don’t know how coalitions work.
Me: Can I have (small template parser)?
Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.
Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework
Hab einen Vorschlag:
Wir nehmen ein existentes Konzept für ein gelöstes Problem.
Dass benennen wir dann um, sodass es futuristisch und neu klingt.
Anschließend ent-lösen wir es, indem wir super geringe Energiedichte mit maximaler Ineffizienz kombinieren.
Und wir nutzen unsere Lösung in einem Bereich, wo sich die bisherige Lösung nicht durchsetzen konnte, weil sie für diesen Use-Case die schlechtest-denkbare Lösung ist.
Wissing (FDP) gibt uns 150 Mio.
Als Linuxnutzer hab ich Angst zu fragen…
This image is so old I had it on my mp3 player, when I was a kid. (Don’t ask why, we’ll both just cringe) He just has very thick legs, so he can do all the cool parkouring, I imagined him doing, while sitting in the backseat of my parents car, listening to Nightwish and Subway To Sally.
…man, this post is bringing back some memories.
Here’s a source from 2004: https://www.deviantart.com/nimrais/art/Watching-You-7066378
Linux users (sometimes):
sees an extremely user-friendly interface - so good that everyone and their grandma can use it perfectly right away without any explanation
“Ugh, why doesn’t this look more complicated?”
Edit: This was in response to someone commenting “Why does it look like toddler UI?”. The comment seems to be deleted now.
If my 3D printer has a problem, it’s not working properly.
When my 2D printer throws a fit, it’s because it’s doing its job of being a vicious piece of shit perfectly.
Important difference.
Friend who isn’t a degenerate: What are you laughing at?
Me: panic
Fair point, will do… at some point in the future.
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Edit #2: Urgh! FINE. Have your sensible title that actually means something and betters everyones experience. angrily sips water >:(
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I don’t think anyone takes this seriously. It’s just fun to come up with the worst password policies.
Just imagine the error: “Sorry, your password could not be set. If you decide to include more than one animal, make sure they get along or include a zookeeper as well.”
Fucking brilliant.
The Interrogator: “You think you’re so funny… WHAT. IS. THE. PASSWORD!!!”
A guy, tied to a chair, bloodied and crying: “Amogus, it’s a drawing of the Amogus guy.”
The interrogator prepares another round of fists
Stallman is like the friend you’ll never introduce to your family.
Der Witz hat irgendwann mal mit Bergdeutschland angefangen. Somit ist’s aus historischen Gründen der Bodensee geworden.