I’m sorry but you’re simply incorrect.

Bug is a technical term. Only insects of order Hemiptera, categorized by the ability to fly and the presence of piercing, sucking mouth parts, are considered true bugs.

Lobsters are certainly not considered bugs.

copypasta?

Self checkouts are for stealing recovering what big corpos steal from us, not racing.

I mean, you’re 100% wrong. Fahrenheit isn’t “how people feel” arbitrarily, it’s almost literally a 0-100 scale of how hot it is outside. You need no prior knowledge to interpret a Fahrenheit measurement. Which really reflects poorly on everyone who says “Fahrenheit doesn’t make any sense” because if they were capable of any thought at all they would figure it out in 2 seconds, like everyone else. I’m a lab rat that uses Celsius all day every day, I’m just not a pretentious stuck up tool about alternate measurements just because I refuse to understand them.

I thought this community was about Linux but every post I see is about windows. So tired of these “WiNdOwS bAd” circlejerks.

Dude I was giving you an out. You could’ve been all “haha just kidding” and saved some face.

You shouldn’t try to force someone into liking something just because you like it. That’s not okay. Especially when they’ve politely and repeatedly expressed disinterest. If all they do is web browsing and writing then why would they even need Linux?

This is a joke, right? Like, this must be a satire making fun of stereotypical Linux users?