I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.

LOL. New phone cases are going to have little privacy sliders to go over the cameras.

I see you’ve bought into the globey lie of a round earth.

Why (I don’t see) not

We always called them mouse nipples.

Each?!?!

Fuck that. I’ll pay $300 for the set and let them do the work for me. LOL

About $300 is what the mechanics in the area usually charge. The dealership is more.

I hate all these automatic sensors in new cars. I don’t usually buy new cars, I get ones that are a few years used. Almost all of them have a light on the dash for a “tire error” because the stupid sensor has died and no one in their right mind wants to spend $300 to replace a thing that tells you your tire pressure is low. Plus, the things die in a few years anyway.

I just do the Homer Simpson solution and put a bit of black tape over the tire error light.

I never understood the attraction to linkedin.

I want social media social for shits and giggled and entertainment. Work related networking is neither.

It’s like having a beer with coworkers instead of going out with friends. Hard pass.

Thank you.

I think you’re on to something.

Ask your mom.

:)

My mummified aborted baby will be named Tut and I will thank you to refer to it as it.

This fucking sucks. The world is a cruel place.

Look at the faces on those smug fuckers.

I want a mummified aborted baby and I know I’m never going to get one!

I guess that means I have to break out the old GOATSE wall paper.