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  • You’d think that, and yet I’ve once worked in a project in a fortune 500 company that basically wouldn’t even compile if we didn’t add comments like that. No kidding the compiler enforced specific comment patterns so if you had a line do x = x + 1, it would not compile if it was not preceded by a comment that started with “Add” and included “1” and “to x”. Even in dev mode if you wanted to just try something you had to comment everything.

    The original dev was super proud of this tools that generated HTML documentation about everything based on those comments. And the whole documentation was stuff like:

    *price*: The price
    



  • Would a fingerprint uniqueness hold up in court?

    It kinda feels like saying: “we know the crime was committed by someone who’s this tall with this hair color and this skin color and has this tattoo on the right arm and who speaks these three languages and we have never seen anyone else who matches all of those things so it must be you”






  • For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal.

    When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to).






  • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.comto196@lemmy.worldBoth sides rule
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    2 months ago

    They see politics as being a scale from left to right, 1 to 100. Individuals may have any value in that scale and they’ll vote for whoever has a closer value. So if Republicans are 80, Dems move up to 79 so that they’ll be the closest to anything left of 80. If Republicans go up to 100, Dems go up to 99 and then 99% of people will vote Dem as even someone with a value of 1 will see them as the closest party. It’s an incredible and flawless plan. Who cares about the actual politics so long as you win, right?

    Now if there were a third party, then suddenly going as close to Republicans as possible is no longer a good strategy because the third party can just do the same with them - so they have to find a new balance in that scale. Add even more parties and then each one would have to find its own thing to fight for or they would get absolutely no votes.






  • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.comto196@lemmy.worldCharlieKirksWife.jpg
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    2 months ago

    This image gave birth to an additional meme in Brazil because instead of the “see my pussy” text the translated version had “Do you think you have what it takes to smash my rat?” but written in a way that to us sounded somewhat like what “Doth thou thinkest thou haveth…” would sound to an American.