How else can I tell you what kind of leather it is and infodump the complete history of the wallet in human civilization on you?

I once read this amazing short story where the human race was dying out because men had discovered a way to make their penises enormous. Like, carry-it-in-a-wheelbarrow massive.

It looks good on him.

And not much does.

I fully support all y’all’s gayness. Some of the other dumb shit you do…

Frank with the inside source on that brown acid

Why did you have to post this?

sigh unzips

The choreography and the symbolism behind it blew me away.

There’s a lot more to that video, too.

If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.

“And just like that, the Pax Americana came to its final end.”

I think geothermal is the next big thing because oil and gas companies don’t just get to invest in it—they already have the knowledge and tools to make it happen. We could actually see them turn from one fuel to another.

Plus, there are power storage solutions that involve drilling into bedrock.