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I’m glad I am not the only one that feels this way. I have a ton of edits under my belt but I feel completely out of touch with what gets talking about on the forums and Slack.

I’ve had it suggested but haven’t tried it. Are you talking about color polish, or what people have tried suggesting to me, polish that tastes awful?

I’ve been attempting to stop biting my nails for decades at this point.

I contribute to OSM a lot and thankfully I haven’t ran into vandalism yet. I’ve always been kind of surprised it isn’t way more common. I guess maybe it is, just not around me.

My favorite is “hey this thing that’s been broken for three months and we haven’t cared to report needs to be fixed RIGHT NOW for reasons”.

I think you are exactly correct on that! It is something that seems like it would be useful, but nowhere I’ve ever worked used it correctly.

Every ticketing system that I’ve used actually does have this! The service desk finagles it to get the desired “priority” that will make the end-user happy. We have the option to correct it once it gets to us.

My coworker that sits next to me has this picture with a similar quote hanging up at his desk.

I can confirm that if you embellish your ticket to try and get us there faster, we know. We know and we will absolutely put you at the back of the list or “tomorrow” even if we have nothing to do.

Hello! Welcome from Lemmy.

I’m here from the thread where he let us know. I was expecting something a little more egregious than the above. That’s absolutely crazy.

Especially questions asked of a sentence steeped in hyperbole.