My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

Weird how this reminds everyone of something different. I immediately thought of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

Yet another reminder that the past was the worst.

Yeah what was up with that? Were kids spiky back then?

I say we put this to the test as often as possible.

And blackjack and hookers?

It’s a big club, and we’re not in it.

Mostly, yes.