But I did learn to cobbler shoes

Again why are we taking the demented orange turd seriously in any capacity? This isn’t news this is the ramblings of a brain long turned to pudding

Thats really sweet, thanks for sharing

I mean sure but this article isn’t about Desantis

He’ll be running for higher office very soon. He’s been in at least one abhorrent headline a week for months. Hope they find the CSAM on his laptop soon so I can stop hearing about this incompetent asshole

Okay so what was fungus like 50 million years ago?

Thats exactly it, thank you so much!

Children’s book, isolated world that exists on a 3 tiered mountain and is totally self sufficient and the fig somehow is the staple crop. Young adult gets curious and explores and finds the dystopian truth. The unique bit was the architect of the mountain paradise thing had such a large intellect he used strings of 6 numbers to recall memories like a biological card catalog. There was also a website where you could plug in the numbers from the book to pull up like blueprints and pictures. I wanna say it starts with “Ae-” but I havent been able to find it since I read it in '08

Who gives a fuck, what about Epstein?

I’d bring a 4 year old that I’ve just filled with carnival food to their home office. I want to see how this person reacts to a child throwing up on and possibly breaking their things. I wanna see how they as an adult handles a situation that is no one’s fault but needs handling

And now your going to die wearing that stupid little hat

Sometimes it takes some actual work not just expecting get-togethers to just happen. You’ll get a lot of no but you’ll spend more time with the people you care about than you would have otherwise

It’ll be great when they see a Tesla that exploded because of how shitty it is and try and spin it into physics being woke

Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

Yeah, just one of the cheapos from a big box store

Well I get the boards from Home Depot or Lowes, 3.5" wide usually. Then using a miter saw then a jigsaw roughly cut them to shape. Then Ideally I’d be using a spoon chisel but for now I use various Dremel bits, a belt grinder and in this one’s case a few files to finalize the shape. Finish them out with a foodsafe wax and oil finish and bobs your uncle

I hope so, it was a housewarming/Christmas gift

I did too and so did who I made this for lol I made the head a tablespoon too

Wastes of Xhorhas on the way to Bazzoxan actually lol I’m running Call of the Netherdeep campaign