Carl [he/him]

If there’s any discounts they probably take the form of a link on a website that gets you 10% off (clicking the link installs a cookie that increases your prices on that website by 10%)

Put my dog on my back and fly around the world with her!

(then when she’s sleeping happily I start punching billionaires)

My reaction.

Oh man, i would fukken EXPLODE. I haven’t had to do this yet (knock on wood) but i stg if anyone’s ever rude to me in my own car I’m kicking their ass out, don’t care where or when or how much money their ride’s worth.

Been feeling this way doing rideshare the past couple of weeks. So many college kids and their wealthy parents going out partying and me with my degree and years of experience driving the cab.

Eddy

Been doing rideshare late at night the last week, holy damn I didn’t realize how bad the public bathroom situation was in my town, and I’ve got a car to hunt for one.

We should genuinely have a public bathroom minimum. You want to run a store in town? You gotta make your bathroom open to the public. Don’t care if the people using it are customers or not.

hel yea this is unironically fash shit

I wanna visit the Indus Valley Civilization and see what they were about. If I’m not changing history I’m just gonna be a temporal tourist, hosting a livestream where I ask Romans where the best fast food is at and stuff.

But they are pretty thick, since that means more impact-absorbing foam.

hãbanero

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.

This appears to be the first record of a coelacanth in this area, previously they have been found off the coast of South Africa.

love my dog

Clan rock stacker.

why does civility have an absolutely massive trunk?

idk how it works but it does. I’ve been using Rite in the Rain for years but there are others too if you search it up.

Plus pressurized pens are useful in more than just zero-g. I used to use one along with a waterproof note pad for note taking in the field. They’re also not prohibitively expensive, although the ones from Fisher itself carry a pretty huge brand name markup, other companies sell them for a couple bucks each.