What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

That’s fair, I take back the ancient part… but I’ve seen enough films to know those coins are guarded by malevolent spirits bent on revenge.

Do you want terrible curses brought down upon yourself, your family, and possibly humanity? Cause this is how you get terrible curses brought down upon yourself, your family, and possibly humanity.

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Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.