Heavy breathing

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I was thinking of the competitor: Cogswell’s Cogs!

Training some younger people at work: “click the cog in the corner to pull up the settings”. “What’s a ‘cog’?” Some things people miss out on life when you’ve never seen a Jetsons episode.

Any minor inconvenience:

“That’s it. I’m getting me mallet”

Anything with Sir David Attenborough or Ken Burns

I’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.

Red Hot would be my preferred hot sauce, but yes.

Love is like a talking pony

I’m a little more distracted by how thick they drew her thighs in the 3rd frame 👀

Loved owning Fossil watches growing up and when I discovered that they came out with smartwatch, I decided that I should try the Carlyle the had. Unfortunately, the charging connection stopped working after a year and then the watch itself got kinda bugged. Turned me off from owning a smartwatch all together tbh.

Accurate but most places that I’m aware of that serve chinese food are closed on Mondays.

Update: They were actually open today which I was thankful for as I travel for the Holidays.

“File, Peter. So that would be… Peter File.”