PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoPegged more as a rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1233arrow-down110
arrow-up1223arrow-down1imagePegged more as a rulelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·28 days agoThe other night at the bar my brother in law heard me order a long island and says “I’d have pegged you for a mojito or something” and I go, without a skipping a beat, to the bartender “get this man a mojito STAT!” brother in law turned red as a beet
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·27 days agoThat makes it sound like you want to bang your brother in law.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·27 days agoThat was the joke, yep
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·27 days agoThe joke was that I wanted my brother in law to peg me.
The other night at the bar my brother in law heard me order a long island and says “I’d have pegged you for a mojito or something” and I go, without a skipping a beat, to the bartender “get this man a mojito STAT!”
brother in law turned red as a beet
That makes it sound like you want to bang your brother in law.
That was the joke, yep
Wait. What was the joke?
The joke was that I wanted my brother in law to peg me.