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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Probably not as interesting, but I was woken up as a kid (teen?) by my mom screaming and running into my room/in my bed. Woke up to see my dad standing in the doorway with a steak knife. She had asked him to go to rehab. That was it. We’re good though 🤙🏾

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      They tried to make me go to rehab 🎶

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        I think in hindsight, we can all agree, that Amy Winehouse should have indeed gone to rehab.

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          There’s literally a video of her doing coke while performing. Like mid song.

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          rehab doesn’t “fix” people. do you have any experience with addiction? if there was a magic cure, there would be no addicts.

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            It’s a joke you cabbage

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              one that perpetuates an acceptable level of ignorance. Addiction is hell. You’re joking about people being in unimaginable pain. It’s disgusting.

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                You’re in unimaginable pain

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                  Banned from my instance. Have the day you deserve.

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                    Bet you’re fun at parties.

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                    😭

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                    Can I be banned too?

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            rehab is a lot better of an idea than nothing

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            Rehab can work for those who want to use it, it very rarely works for those forced to go to it.

            There, feel better now?

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        and I said 🔪🔪🔪

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