Madam, I regret to inform you your husband was KIA at Walmart.
I told him those shoes didn’t match his shirt 😭
That camo scheme has one very specific use case: grandma’s couch
Seems about the same in both cases.
Promises that will be broken, benefits taken away, generally fucked over by the government.
Unless your casual attire is something out of People of Walmart, I guarantee you, no one is paying attention to you in the grocery store.
i’m paying attention to me what do you think the mirrors and cctv screens are for
They’re for making sure the deodorants don’t get out of line while they’re in their prison cell.
what
Christ has spoken
amen 🙏
I am
Shit. I better get dressed up for that random new Lemmy user.
Your god damn right.
I am kidding obviously, I stress about people looking at me.
