If most of your patches makes it worse and get erased, while only a few good ones are kept in the software, then you know that you shouldn’t be fixing bugs. Or mammals. Or bryophytes.

Or no gods are real, so it is not.

Crocodiles are the one piece of legacy code that somehow just works and absolutely no one is allowed to touch

And much like flip phones, he has done the crab model like 12 times.