ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of “How are You?” try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

  • I see you’re awake, my condolences

  • I hope you have some strong coffee

  • I can’t wait for the aliens to invade the earth

  • You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

  • Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

  • I sure hope this reality is just a simulation