- Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other. 
- A changelog of this week’s moves appears in B4 
- A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares. - Communist Invasion 
 
- The knights all unionise and start a protest 
- GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4 - Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point? 
 
- Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board. 
- Rxd6+ 
- The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes - That sounds delicious. 
 
- The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces. - The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces. - They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames. - Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece. - Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way, - The flow of anarchy surely is. 
 
 
- A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size. - electrolytes 
- each side* ? - Yes. 
 
 
- Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board. 
- Zerg Invasion 
- Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea - Making all squares adjacent to them brown 
 
- The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other 
- The Doctor arrives on h2 







