The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWe're monsterslemmy.worldimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageWe're monsterslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 years agoIt doesn’t remember, sorry.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoExactly the reason they had to fund this project. Cheaper than the lawsuit.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoThe scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
minus-squareTheRealLinga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoBut that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
minus-squareClusterfck@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoSo they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.
Why is the snail so large?!
It doesn’t remember, sorry.
Exactly the reason they had to fund this project.
Cheaper than the lawsuit.
The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
It’s too big.
So they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.