• crawancon@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    every once in a while some punk will come up to the table and …check …to see if I can still get up. I don’t like being checked, mate.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Yeah I’m quite proficient in a king slap fight. I’ve studied under the best. Okay, I’ve watched some Steven Seagal and that’s about what a king does on a chess board. Move slow and slap fight.