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Rokil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

A new way of programming

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A new way of programming

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Rokil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    2 年前

    Like back in the day when the Romans would have the engineer stand underneath the bridge while it was tested.

    EDIT: Seems like this was just a myth and not an actual thing

    • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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      That sounds interesting, I did a quick search and couldn’t find any good sources for it. Do you mind linking yours?

      • dukk@programming.dev
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        It’s actually a common misconception. Here’s a good article which debunks that. TLDR there’s no true historical evidence that this ever happened.

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    print "hello world";

    or else;

  • mvee@lemmy.ml
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    Technically this should be the behavior of os.remove when called with no arguments

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  • LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Survival mode programming

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    laughs in linux

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      os.remove("/bin/")

      • vettnerk@lemmy.ml
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        Permission Denied

        • Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz
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          Real men execute everything as root

          • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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            You guys have normal user accounts?

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