It’s not the application’s fault. Microslop Store is a fucking blight on humanity. Words cannot express how much I despise it. Just this week I’ve had two walk-ins who had this error. One was some Alienware bloat that would show a pop-up every five seconds, the other was some other program I can’t recall.

I have a stress ball. Sometimes I like to pretend that it’s Nadella’s trachea.