fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA
What the fuck did I stumble upon.
EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?
Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it’s so bad they’d rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.
And you can be as cow as you like!
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
I have an American. They’re a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy… How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I’m not wearing a collar.
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I’ll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I’m already fixed?
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don’t want you to know this but…
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
eggs from the yolk, it appears.
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly…
It was one time!!
But I was laying there…
They all want a green card dom
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food
Uh oh… (I’m in danger!)
What can i say except, mrrrp!
adopt-an-American please












