• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    you know what animals have courage? medium sized birds. they can get their shit absolutely rocked by larger birds. or smaller birds if they gang up. but those medium birds, the ones with talons and shit, they just sit there and yell at you. daring you to throw a rock. because once you’re distracted throwing a rock, one of their buddies is gonna steal your sandwich. the bastard. that’s courage.