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  • goatinspace@feddit.org
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  • freohr@lemmy.world
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    Uses neovim with gruvbox theme on arch

    Damn, why are you calling me out personally? Though I use it to write python scripts and LaTeX, not rust…

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    Vim is life. And use good variable names.

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    history | grep -E '(sed|grep|awk|perl)' | wc -l 107

    Dang. That’s out of 1000. I need to up my game. Also three of those seds are part of something with a -basedir and don’t count.

    So yeah, about 10% of my commands are iterating shell pipe things for poops and giggles, I guess.

    … and this got me going down the rabbit hole of writing a filter for my history to pull out the first command on the line. This is non-trivial because of potential preceding variable assignments. Most used commands are currently apt and man and ls. I think apt is a Spiders Georg situation because the system is fairly fresh and I keep finding things that I haven’t installed yet. Also I went through a patch of trying to parse its output.

    … oh, er… unga bunga.

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    That’s such a way to dismiss the theory and academia

  • Rusty Shackleford@programming.dev
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    This meme is ass.

  • ArrowMax@feddit.org
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    Just finished an assignment for uni: Memory safety in Rust: Mechanisms and limits - a comparison to C/C++.

    Fuck.

    Great overview of Rust’s weaknesses and strengths:

    Li et al. 2024 Rust for Linux: Understanding the Security Impact of Rust in the Linux Kernel

    • passepartout@feddit.orgOP
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      Rust introduces some pretty awesome concepts, but I see why it might be controversial to some. I (sadly) have no use case for it though.

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    Unga bunga

    • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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      Found the esoteric programmer!

  • Rusty Shackleford@programming.dev
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    Who tf is Bob Martin?

    ~I know I can just search for him, but I don’t want to go down a rabbit hole on the internet.~

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      Author of “Clean Code”, known conservative is the short answer

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    Watches Computerphile, thinks it’s actual programming

    What is this even supposed to imply

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      Personally, I love that series. I guess whoever made this meme thinks people who watch the show are trying to implement their code examples in production.

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      Yeah, I’m kinda confused by that one too—Computerphile is CS theory, not software engineering.

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        I think, the point is Haskell is more CS theoretical than practical language and anyone who uses it (or any other FP) has never written a single line of production code (the last statement is even in the meme)

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      book bad

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    I feel like the author is a MacBook user.

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    The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.

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      Imperative stonager works there too. You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

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        You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

        And counting!

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      I like the functional parts of C♯, though.

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        This. I’ve been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is… pretty nice. switch expressions, too.

        This is coming from a dude formerly from the “OOP Boilerplater” camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.

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          LINQ is… pretty nice.

          Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!

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      I think I’m a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅

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    I don’t belong to any of the above. Am I even a programmer at this point?

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      I belong to all of them. Same question.

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        You’ve transcended programming

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    OOP boilerplater except for the Windows bit; trying to slowly move off proprietary software and choose open source when I can

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      Same honestly, it’s a hustle to convince the Java EE dinosaurs of new paradigms. Never going back to Micro$lop though.

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    I was triggered at every panel, it’s unacceptable!

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      I hope no one got left unoffended

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