transcription: tfw your dildo finally came in the mail and you realize “8 inches” meant girth instead of height.

  • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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    4 days ago

    A few years ago, I had this friend who I gave a one-litre bottle of rum for Christmas, but I put it in a big box that said “Anal-igator” on it and looked like the kind of box an oversized sex toy would come in, including naughty lizard art and all that stuff. He unwrapped it in front of his family but stopped when he saw a big “18+” thing on it. That’s still one of my funniest memories, even though we’re no longer in touch.