I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
You don’t really want stuff on a bingo board that’s framed like “this doesn’t happen”, like “US will not pass a law for real AI safety”. On this board you have 3 things that would only ever be marked off on the 1/1/27. That’s not good design.
The board lacks general scalability.
My post is not a classical bingo - not a race to bingo first. Bingo is just the template that holds the predictions. I agree in general though.
Us arracks Venezuela and kidnapps president.
Buddy, you’re not gonna fucken believe this…
Free space: US Starts a War with Venezuela
I had to look up ‘enhanced games’
Back in the day, someone suggested that people should read a lot of science fiction books so they’d be ready for the changes the future would bring.
I should have read no science fiction, because I am constantly being disappointed by what people decide to do with tech.
I had to look it up too.
I was thinking “who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?” until I got to this part in the article:
“…with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr…”
Oh, okay, that makes sense. It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
They probably took Squid Game as a fun suggestion.
Some Onion-style editorial suggested referring to murdered school children as ‘patriot angels’ because they died defending the 2A. Charlie Kirk said pretty much the same thing with no irony.
remember death race, starring sly stallone? that sounds fun
A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.
There are way too many negative fields, i.e. “XYZ does NOT happen”. You have to wait until 2027 to be able to cross them off.
Waiting for 2027 and then evaluating was the plan. I don’t see that as a problem. It’s not a real bingo chart so I don’t have to finish fast.
Where’s HL3?
HL3? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…
nods pensively
More online censorship laws being passed.
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
The USA starts a war with Venezuela, killing innocent people! I said couple ago and it’s already happening.
yea that was too easy. I predicted China making a move on Taiwan as a response to that because USA has no argument anymore.
Well you see that’s why you make it the free space
Democrats do not pass electoral reform in the states they control and then scream bloody murder about the spoiler effect that comes along with the voting system they refuse to replace.
Electoral Reform Videos
First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)
Videos on alternative electoral systems
I really hope China stops fucking around with Taiwan. (am Taiwanese)
I am not Taiwanese, but I have the same hope. However, if Trump gets away with Venezuela and Putin with Ukrain, I see no reason why China would not follow through with their threats. Luckily, I think Taiwan more ready to fight back than Venezuela.
Thanks! Hope it’ll turn out fine
I’m gonna hold your hands for this…
Aww thank you
Let’s hope that Linux clears 10%! It’s an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!
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Venezuela?
















